Oh thy great lamp of iniquities
How bringeth thou such calamities?
Of Comedies and Tragedies
In the very comfort of our abode.
The Hearth it warms no more
No vivid dreams from it doth soar.
For thou are with us evermore
Thy cup it flicketh ever.
Such drama it doth come our way
Thy nightly soothings calms our stay
Kings and Queens and come what may
Light of magic bless this house.
Let silent waves bring all our needs
Of bold repast and metal steeds
Our cravings and our greatest greeds
Oozing out from Devils lantern.
Oh thy great lamp of iniquities
Of marching bands and symphonies
Bringing soul to all infinities
You are to us – The Great Whatever!